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Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 34,449 notes

Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

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Photo Post Tue, May. 29, 2012 74,651 notes

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

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Text Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 135,320 notes

When my parents walk by I stop scrolling

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Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.

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Video Post Sat, May. 26, 2012 54,926 notes

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krazykoolaid:

O.O …no words

Oh look…. porn <3

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Video Post Sat, May. 26, 2012 2,140 notes

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Text Post Thu, May. 24, 2012 24,806 notes

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

yourghosthost:

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tepidjudgement:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.


ive always liked drag queens

but now theyre saviors

Drag queens are good people!!

Drag Queens are my life.

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Text Post Thu, May. 24, 2012 152,710 notes

When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.

Little kids waiting in line:

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’

Me:

‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

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Text Post Thu, May. 24, 2012 21,463 notes

A short horror story:

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robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

Accurate tag is accurate.

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Audio PostWed, May. 23, 2012 35,718 notes

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bennyslegs:

I did something bad. 

I was judging myself the whole time I was making it but like I said before..

I regret nothing.

I BURST OUT LAUGHING FDGDSG

I have never laughed so much… ooohh hhoooo hoooo!! it hurts my lungs!! xD

I can’t breathe, help it hurts.

OMG I’M CRYING

BEST POST AWARD

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