aroihkin:
accobi:
beranyth:
prothy-the-prothean:
masterassassino:
doctorscottie:
ozolopolis:
xeruth:
pepsie:
theamericankid:
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
(via suckmydixon)
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
yourghosthost:
freehugchick:
sweetdreamsrest:
tepidjudgement:
welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:
imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.
ive always liked drag queens
but now theyre saviors
Drag queens are good people!!
Drag Queens are my life.

(Source: b-random, via stayugly)
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:

‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
(Source: mikaelson-forbes, via intellectual-stupidity)
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